Lachiee94
Posts : 87
Join date : 2010-04-03
 |  Subject: Making a Sandwich  Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:28 am | |
| - Mad Frog of SharpShooters wrote:
- One night, a guy decides to bring his girlfriend home
for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it
harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts, "Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! | |
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Grover
Posts : 119
Join date : 2010-04-03
Age : 32
Location : Ulladulla
| | Subject: Re: Making a Sandwich Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:39 am | |
| hahahaha very nice, very nice indeed  | |
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