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An Arab is walking through customs and the customs woman wants to ask him some questions.
"Sex?" asks the customs woman.
"Yes, please!" says the Arab.
"No, I mean male or female?" says the customs woman.
The Arab says, "Both...and sometimes camel too!"
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What do you call an Arab with his hand up a camel's arse?
A mechanic.
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Why is the Afghan air force easy to train?
Because you only have to train them how to take-off.