Madness
Posts : 316 Join date : 2010-04-03 Age : 27 Location : Darwin, NT, Australia
| Subject: Taliban Vs Australia Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:11 pm | |
| A large party of Taliban soldiers are moving down
a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
“One Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban.”
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune ;
whereupon a gun-battle breaks out
and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The same voice then calls out:
“One Australian is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers.”
Furious, the Taliban Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
And instantly a huge gunfight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Aussie voice called:
“One Australian is better than one thousand Taliban”.
The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters
and sends them over the dune.
Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Finally, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the sand-dune and, with his dying words, tells his commander,
“Don’t send any more men, its a trap...
There’s two of them.” | |
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Grover
Posts : 119 Join date : 2010-04-03 Age : 32 Location : Ulladulla
| Subject: Re: Taliban Vs Australia Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:37 pm | |
| HA thats classic dude | |
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Jerms
Posts : 322 Join date : 2010-04-04 Age : 32 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Taliban Vs Australia Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:55 pm | |
| Haha, good one madness! I loled. | |
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Juff Admin
Posts : 364 Join date : 2010-04-03 Age : 31 Location : NSW, Australia
| Subject: Re: Taliban Vs Australia Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:55 pm | |
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Lachiee94
Posts : 87 Join date : 2010-04-03
| Subject: Re: Taliban Vs Australia Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:40 pm | |
| From 'The Comedian' ?
Did he ever come back? He'd have to have been gone a good month now hey? | |
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Madness
Posts : 316 Join date : 2010-04-03 Age : 27 Location : Darwin, NT, Australia
| Subject: Re: Taliban Vs Australia Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:18 pm | |
| Remember he went to some Army training and said for you not to touch his cows | |
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Lachiee94
Posts : 87 Join date : 2010-04-03
| Subject: Re: Taliban Vs Australia Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:20 pm | |
| - Madness wrote:
- Remember he went to some Army training and said for you not to touch his cows
LOL. Oh yes... his cows. When will he get back? I miss him! | |
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Madness
Posts : 316 Join date : 2010-04-03 Age : 27 Location : Darwin, NT, Australia
| Subject: Re: Taliban Vs Australia Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| think it was 2 mounths or something | |
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mr_cricket69
Posts : 10 Join date : 2010-04-23 Age : 31 Location : Mollymook
| Subject: RE: australia vs Taliban Thu May 06, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| LOL ROFL LMAO any i forgot that was classic | |
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