Why did Hitler commit suicide?
he got the gas bill
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Scientists have just announced that you are more likely to die of what your Grandad died of, rather than your father as first thought.
For fuck's sake....if anyone sees any german snipers knocking about please let me know....
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My mates were taking the piss out of a german guy on the train, making jokes about the War and stuff.
He looked at us and said, "You know, there really is no pleasure to be gained in boasting about winning two World Wars."
How the fuck would he know?